Little Hats

I want to make a sitcom about the two movie reviewers from In Living Color, that also stars Adebisi from Oz. They are linked by their tiny hats, and their homosexuality. (Misha was arguing with me before that prison homosexuality really isn't homosexuality, but to me that sounds suspiciously like the argument back in the day that you weren't gay if you were on the receiving end of a BJ rather than the giving side. BLUH?)