ChemxHalo (12:35:46 AM): when will there be a new diary entry
a large gay man (12:36:45 AM): the last one was awful, wasnt it?
a large gay man (12:36:55 AM): i meant it to be all long
a large gay man (12:36:59 AM): then i got bored
ChemxHalo (12:37:09 AM): no it wasn't!!
ChemxHalo (12:37:12 AM): i am craving more
ChemxHalo (12:37:17 AM): in all fairness you waited two weeks
ChemxHalo (12:37:26 AM): DO ONE IN HONOUR OF MY SWEET ASS
a large gay man (12:37:56 AM): haha OK!!!!!
ChemxHalo (12:38:01 AM): yeah.
ChemxHalo (12:38:08 AM): illustrate our relationship
ChemxHalo (12:38:13 AM): capture its beauty
ChemxHalo (12:38:17 AM): :D!
Lindsay's ass is so sweet, I use it as a sugar substitute. SHE DIPS HER BUTT IN MY TEACUP!!!!!! OFTEN!
Also possessing a sweet ass: my studmuffin Misha. I think he is upset that my last diary entry made our date sound all unmagical. Which was not the case. HE IS LIEUTENANT STUD TO THE FIRST DEGREE!!!!!!!!!!! I was merely attempting to point out how lame I was by being all tired and lumpy when I was being treated so nicely. I guess that really didn't show all that much. GOD THAT LAST ENTRY SUCKED A BUTT. BUT NOT LINDSAY'S BUTT, CAUSE THAT IS A SWEET BUTT.
THis is a picture of my head if it was all bloody: