New diary, new world!
I will start with a little thing I call recent best conversation:
"Look at this. That's just from this morning. My whole windshield was covered in pollen."
That same conversation has taken place every time I entered Jenjavitis' car since three weeks ago. That is a lot of repeated words.
Anyway, I had a lot more to say earlier when I was invisioning my new diary. It's been a while since I have felt FREE to write what I FEEL, and damn, it is a paradise.
So, tonight I visited Lulu and Victoria at work, and found a plastic strip with some metal on it. I put it on like a belt, and was the group clown for everyone! (And yet, how I weep inside.) We sat outside the basement door to the warehouse part, and the door was open, so I could peep in at the hot goth man and former-liked-my-boobs-guy putting together bikes. Just barely. Unfortunately it is spring, and I have become man crazy (or maybe just sex crazy) like no other time ever! It's a burden that I wish was gone. I would like to have my innard vagina parts removed, please. I wonder if there are female eunichs?
Today I sat outside during lunch to sun myself, and face the scorn of the receptionist about my pasty skin!! (Lulu's mother calls it "lily white". she is a goddess in mother flesh.) We sat and i ate jello and watched the garage across the street like television, they were cursing and shoving cars into place and sweating and being big burly men. Then I noticied we were sitting right next to a big dead bird. WEST NILE ALERT!!!!!!!! The receptionist was going to call the janitor to take it away, but then she didn't. Some motorists whistled at us. I was wearing baggy cargo pants, and a striped polo. Unsexy at its greatest. My arms are burnt tenderly.
I currently have no reflections on the last few months, when I went so long without writing a good diary entry. I will think long and hard about it.
I will end this diary entry with name ideas for products at my new ice cream parlor, if I were going to do battle with the popular ice cream chain, Carvel.
-Ice Cream the Whale!