2003-05-08 - Not really an apology, but your guestbook entries do make me feel kind of guilty
2003-02-28 - Contrary to what you may believe, I get sad sometimes, too!!!!! I am not just a bowl full of awkward laughs and whimsy, though you would probably enjoy laughing at my sadness!!
2003-02-10 - "knock knock." who's there? "D." D who? "DEZE NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!"
2003-02-06 - Stop dippin in, stop dappin in
2003-02-05 - Craigslist: missed connections
2003-02-04 - DROOL OVER MY GAUDY TASTES
2003-02-03 - My punishment for my meanness is eternal fattitude.
2003-01-30 - Who cares about meaning
2003-01-27 - Fatty Hot Dog Boobs
2003-01-15 - Bad Habits Reminiscing
2003-01-13 - Pointless, therefore dull
2003-01-06 - Little Hats
2003-01-02 - Drudgery
2002-12-16 - WHERE HAVE I BEEN????
2002-10-24 - Wow, Europeans now shave their armpits and bathe frequently
2002-09-30 - diddly do, diddly do, diddly do!! (LIKE WAYNE'S WORLD.)
2002-09-27 - A Melange/Plethora of stuff. (Those are some of my favorite-sounding words)
2002-09-18 - WELL, GORSH!!!!! :D
2002-09-16 - Back dat ass up (AKA why are rappers so ugly? Juvenile and Ja Rule are some of the ugliest men I have ever seen)
2002-09-13 - it's LUNCH-TIME at the APOL-LO
2002-09-05 - GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
2002-08-23 - SNOWMOBILIN FEVER
2002-08-22 - AWWW YEAH!!!!! THAT'S MY BOY!!!! (this is said like when young urban girls see J Lo on tv and begin to shout that she is "their girl". i am implying no ownership here JUST AMAZEMENT)
2002-08-21 - More About Me
2002-08-15 - Fred Schneider Fan Club
2002-08-14 - BBOPBOBP
2002-08-06 - bitty bits
2002-08-02 - wow!! i am an updatin' fool
2002-08-01 - pictos
2002-07-30 - Organ Grinder Monkey Fun Day!
2002-07-29 - Organ Grinder Monkeys and Rubber Butts
2002-07-22 - UGH
2002-07-07 - EXCITING LIFE AND TIMES! AS ALWAYS!
2002-06-24 - AHOY AHOY
2002-06-18 - ODE TO RED BEAN BUN
2002-06-17 - UGH
2002-06-13 - BOOYAH
2002-06-10 - Courage: The Biography of Kate M
2002-06-04 - A LITTEL BIT MORE
2002-06-04 - dookie
2002-05-24 - there's a hole in my heart where a piece of heart should be
2002-05-10 - my deepest thoughts and emotions!
2002-05-07 - charming or not? do you imagine me having a huge pot belly, beard, and constantly watching monty python?
2002-05-06 - light-hearted, simple entertainment for your day
2002-05-02 - fascinatingness
2002-04-30 - i made it, in my mind
2002-04-25 - not even worth it
2002-04-24 - EMAILS TO PURGATORY
2002-04-23 - incandescently sparked the atmosphere
2002-04-22 - NOT QUITE DONE
2002-04-18 - HMS PINAFORE 4-EVA
2002-04-18 - my subject lines never have anything to do with anything. don't trust them.
2002-04-17 - REPRAZENT
2002-04-16 - NEVER SUSPENDERS
2002-04-12 - UGH
2002-04-05 - life is for suckers
2002-04-04 - Stop dippin in, stop dappin in, cause you don't know what's happenin
2002-04-03 - Vanity cannot coexist with happiness.
2002-03-21 - Never date a man who doesn't eat seafood
2002-03-18 - I FIND DUMB HUMOR HUMOROUS AND DUMB
2002-03-07 - brevity
2002-02-22 - NEVER SURRENDER
2002-02-15 - Cloned Kitty Blues
2002-02-11 - You've only one job, and it's not to annoy me
2002-02-08 - shock and dismay
2002-01-31 - fun
2002-01-30 - Tomatoes
2002-01-28 - that guy who made Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness has a new movie
2002-01-25 - blubber
2002-01-21 - Vaccuous
2002-01-16 - Mindbarf
2002-01-11 - HELLO I AM A SWEET YOUNG GIRL
2002-01-09 - SOME FUNNY STUFF
2002-01-08 - eyelids
2002-01-07 - weekend update with norm mckateold
2002-01-03 - wistful
2001-12-28 - GARSH
2001-12-27 - Spotty but overall quite lovely
2001-12-21 - communications from erika, beloved
2001-12-17 - Drinkbox Addiction
2001-12-14 - Blonde Redhead Sammich!!
2001-12-11 - "DAG, I THOUGHT YOU WAS A LIGHT-SKINNED PUERTO RICAN LIKE ME!!!" Also: I have mad farmer's tan
2001-11-15 - The entry of a lifetime
2001-11-05 - Oh. God. This is really awful.
2001-10-09 - SICK ME
2001-10-05 - hoopla. mott the hoople?
2001-09-25 - MY INSATIABLE THIRST WILL ONLY BE QUENCHED BY BORCHST
2001-09-24 - LOVE TO ALL!!!!!!!!! <3
2001-09-11 - my birthday
2001-09-09 - bunch of stuff thrown together, love it or LEAVE IT. (i am full of spicy attitude.)
2001-10-01 - My shorty
2002-01-18 - Skip this entry
2002-02-06 - TODAY IS CAUGHT BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF NEXT DAY NEXT DAY NEXT DAY NEXT DAY...
2001-08-22 - There's no business like Big Business. FUck, that's a terrible movie.
2001-08-18 - LAME AGAIN.
2001-08-15 - Nothing is ever good enough for you, especially me!!
2001-08-07 - sweet thang
2001-08-02 - I'm the same as I was when I was 6 years old
2001-07-27 - SHIT this is pretty long
2001-07-26 - I'm about to biz-ounce
2001-07-21 - pointless
2001-07-20 - HEY WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO THAT
2001-07-18 - ARF
2001-07-17 - New design? Is it hot?
2001-07-15 - Cabin Boy
2001-07-14 - BRIEF PICTAR OF LIFE
2001-07-12 - shorty
2001-07-10 - paintings and stuff
2001-07-09 - rock-n-roll glam show powerhouse frenzy
2001-07-02 - tidbits a plenty
2001-07-02 - An assortment of snacks
2001-06-30 - BURNING DOWN THE CAR
2001-06-28 - eye socket crud!
2001-06-26 - EMAIL FUNTIME!!!!!
2001-06-26 - I wear all grey and act sad.
2001-06-20 - worky workies
2001-06-17 - for your eyes only
2001-06-19 - dreams and wishes
2001-06-16 - MINDSET LIKE A SWINGSET
2001-06-23 - BORFDAY!
2001-06-12 - ABOUT BLUMP
2001-05-02 - Blah.
2001-12-19 - That taxi's got a dent in it
2001-05-06 - this diary is too serious!!! i need to develop a light heart again. my heart is currently heavy with lead and concrete
2001-05-02 - first REAL entry
2001-05-02 - ANGER
2001-05-10 - This isn't as good as stuff I used to write
2001-05-09 - Boring, but I am updating frequently!
2001-05-08 - Still trying to get back into the swing of things...
2001-05-18 - Nothing yet again. I need adventures.
2001-05-11 - daily schmaily
2001-05-20 - do you like fun?
2001-05-22 - A crappy piece about life and love, that has implications towards no one but me OR Buttercup Sweet Buttercup
2001-06-01 - Adventures in sitting
2001-05-31 - In which I am actually earnest, for a brief passage
2001-05-30 - PIRATTATI
2001-05-29 - WHY IS I SO DUMB?
2001-05-28 - they call me good and plenty...about my DIARY ENTRIES hahahahhaa FUNNEEEE
2001-06-03 - POPE DAY
2001-06-02 - WEDDING SHOWER WOES
2001-06-14 - Lunchtime for puppies
2001-06-11 - short and not sweet. SALTY!
2001-06-07 - umm, dumbness
2001-06-07 - work entry, i am bad.
2001-06-06 - JUD JUD JUD-JUD-JUD-JUD JUD JUD
2001-06-04 - SCOTCH TAPE ANIMAL ALERT
2001-06-22 - This is an entry just to make an entry.
2001-07-05 - devil dog