I can't tell if that last joke was poorly executed or just lame.

We wandered around Bay Ridge on Saturday and went to Century 21, which I was excited for, but I should know that no discount store will ever carry anything I want in a medium or a large. I did however find European designer jeans with embossed tigers and dinosaurs on them. HOT!!! also the dressing rooms had no doors on them and I saw boobies (AND I BET MINE WERE SPIED AS WELL!!!). I was expecting to see a lot of crazy Russian ladies tearing at D&G clothing, but everyone was surprisingly well-behaved. On the whole, I'd rather go to Barney's, even though I am shocked out of 3 days of my life each time I look at a price tag there.

After Century 21 we had sushi and watched tv and stuff. THRILLING. This is more fun than it sounds in my diaryland. I noticed a bra on the floor at my hosts' apartment, but I didn't know how to point it out kindly!!! I think I stepped on it.

My favorite cartoon right now is M.U.S.C.L.E. It is on Fox 5 on Saturday mornings. I'm telling you, it's a classic. On the other hand, Joe Millionaire is not as good as it could be. Am I right, or what??? SNL did some good parody skits of it, but they should have done one that was "Joe Dead" and he was a corpse that they were pretending was alive, and the ladies wouldn't find out he was dead till the end. Or "Joe Crabs" and he secretly has VD. MY OH MY!!

I am still obsessed with Animal Crossing, even though I really hate it deep down inside. I keep getting stung by bees in it and then my little character is all ugly, and I can't love her anymore because of it.

I continue to be obsessed with red bean paste and Playmobil toys.

Someone made a Henry Darger play. Will their be naked little girls with prosthetic penises in it?